NO NO NO NO NO... I'm not pregnant. But remember when I was? Twice I have gestated and produced children. 18 months I have spent with wildly … [Read more...]
Post Pregnancy :: Even MORE Horrors Exposed
So remember when I wrote about the dirty little secrets that no one tells you about AFTER you have the baby? Well apparently I forgot (or blocked … [Read more...]
Post Pregnancy THE HORROR EXPOSED
When you're pregnant, you tend to be pretty myopic. It's all about getting through the 9 months and having a happy, healthy baby. You think about them … [Read more...]
Chapter 9: Swaddling :: The Baby Straight Jacket + a Giveaway!
After 40 weeks of waiting, the day finally arrives. For your hours of pushing (or lying on the table having the little freeloader removed) you are … [Read more...]
My Favorite Things :: Day 5 :: The Harlem Bounce and a GIVEAWAY
So we made it to day 5 of my favorite things!! Have you enjoyed them so far? Here's a recap of this week's posts in case you missed them. Day … [Read more...]
My Favorite Things :: Day 4 :: Fluffy Butts Are Cool
Has anyone here read my bio? *crickets* Ok, for those of you who haven't gotten to it yet, you'll see that I was not born or bred up here in … [Read more...]
My Favorite Things :: Day 3 :: Gross Things You’ll Do as a Parent
When you are pregnant for the first time, you might sit there in that glider you purchased... with the fabric that matches the bedding, that matches … [Read more...]
Halfway There!!!
20 weeks. Really? I am halfway there? It really seems like eons ago when I saw those plus signs and surprised the HELL out of Brian. :-) (and … [Read more...]
